Jay Alexander's Guide to San Francisco with Kids

Guide to

San Francisco

with Kids

Buckle up for 9 things to do in the Bay Area

Hey, parents, grandparents, and anyone who's ever been around kids – buckle up! So, you've just witnessed the mystical wonders of the Marrakech Magic Theater and now you're left wondering, "What's next in the City by the Bay?" Fear not! Uncle Jay (not really your uncle, but we'll roll with it) has your back. Here are 9 kid-approved things to do in San Francisco after you've been spellbound by magic:

1. Cable Car Chaos: Because nothing says San Francisco like clinging to the side of a cable car while trying to avoid crushing tourists.

2. Exploratorium Extravaganza: This hands-on wonderland of science, where you can learn about everything from physics to why they can't eat ice cream for breakfast every day, is one of my favorite places in the city.

3. Seagull Shenanigans at Fisherman's Wharf: Dive into the chaos of feeding the ever-hungry seagulls at Fisherman's Wharf. Just don't be surprised if your kid develops a sudden interest in ornithology.

4. Golden Gate Park: Beyond the Grass: Sure, there's grass, but there's also a herd of bison, a carousel, and playgrounds that'll make you wish you were a kid again.

5. Alcatraz Junior Edition: Visit the Rock with your little inmates and explore the history of America's most notorious prison. Just make sure they understand the concept of "good behavior."

6. Ghirardelli Chocolate Heaven: Head to Ghirardelli Square and let your sweet tooth run wild.

7. California Academy of Sciences: Roam through this urban jungle filled with fish, butterflies, and a living roof that'll make your kids contemplate a career in horticulture.

8. Bay Area Discovery Museum: Unleash the budding Picassos and Einsteins in your crew at this hands-on museum overlooking the bay. Warning: Their creations might end up on your fridge.

9. Pirate Quest at Pier 39: Arrrr, matey! Embark on a swashbuckling adventure filled with sea lions, street performers, and enough seafood to turn your kids into honorary pirates.

So, there you have it – 9 ways to keep the kiddos entertained and possibly wear them out enough for a peaceful night after the mystifying magic at Marrakech Magic Theater. Go forth, brave parents and grandparents, and conquer San Francisco with the unbridled enthusiasm of a kid who just pulled a rabbit out of a hat!

Simple Tricks to Remember Names

After every show, I have people ask how I remember the names of most of the guests in the theater.

This might seem difficult, but I have dyslexia, and I still manage to pull it off. Let me share a few of my tricks with you.

This practice started for me as a kid. I had a mentor named Mr. Wayne Raeke. Wayne was a magician who also loved mnemonic memory systems. He taught me the basics that put me on this path.

First off, pay attention! I know, it sounds like a no-brainer, but you'd be surprised how many people are too busy checking their Twitter feed or daydreaming about their next vacation to focus on the person in front of them. Look at their face, notice their weird hat, take in every detail, and find something memorable about it. Maybe they have a mole shaped like Elvis Presley's sideburns or a nose that could double as a coat hook. The point is, find something that stands out, and latch onto it.

Next, repeat and reinforce. When you hear someone's name, say it out loud, right then and there. "Nice to meet you, Glen. Is that Glen with one N or two?" It's a simple trick, but it works. Plus, it shows the person that you care enough to get their name right. And who doesn't appreciate that?

Let's get creative. Visualize and associate. When you hear a name, create a mental image that's so outlandish and ridiculous that you won't be able to forget it. If you meet a person named Lily, imagine a garden of lilies sprouting from their head like a flowery crown. Or maybe they have a tattoo on their forehead that spells out their name in, you guessed it, lilies. The stranger and more absurd, the better. Your brain loves a good laugh.

Let's not forget about mnemonic devices. Take the first letter of each syllable in a name and create a catchy phrase or sentence. Last night at my show I saw on the manifest that a guest was named Bryan Adams Thomas, I instantly thought, "B.A.T. on his shoulder. My brothers name is also Bryan so when I met the guy I pictured the BAT and instantly thought BRYAN. " See what I did there? I turned a name into a story, and my brain ate it up like a bag of chips.

Now, practice makes perfect. You can't expect to become a master at remembering names overnight. It takes time and effort. Seek opportunities to meet new people, challenge yourself to remember their names, and don't be afraid to make mistakes. It's all part of the learning process. And remember, technology can be your friend too. It is not cheating. Use note-taking apps or contact management systems to jot down key details about the people you meet. Take photos and write people's names on them. This can be useful, but don't rely on them to much. Nothing beats good old-fashioned human connection.

With these simple tricks up your sleeve, you'll impress people left and right with your memory skills. You'll be remembered as the person who always gets names right, the memory wizard of the room. And one day, you might even be invited to join the prestigious League of Name Rememberers. I made that last part up, but I bet you will remember it.

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The Best of the Bay: 5 Must-See Shows in San Francisco This Week

Experience the magic of live shows in San Francisco this week! From Broadway hits to jaw-dropping performances, the city's vibrant theater scene has it all. Immerse yourself in captivating shows, laugh with comedians, sway to live music, and create lasting memories.

1. Mentalist Jay Alexander: TICKETS

2. Book of Mormon: TICKETS

3. Margaret Cho: TICKETS

4. Cheaper Than Therapy, Stand-up Comedy: Saturdays, Late Show: TICKETS

5. CHRIS BOTTI: TICKETS

Please note show schedules may vary, and it's a good idea to check with the venues for the most up-to-date information and ticket availability.

10 Scenic Road Trip Destinations From San Francisco

Hey folks! If you're looking to escape the hustle and bustle of San Francisco and embark on a scenic road trip, I've got some destinations that will make your eyeballs pop and your heart sing! Buckle up and get ready for an adventure like no other.

1. Big Sur: This place is so beautiful, it'll make your car swerve from sheer awe. Picture yourself driving along the Pacific Coast Highway, with rugged cliffs on one side and crashing waves on the other. It's like nature decided to show off its painting skills.

2. Lake Tahoe: Head northeast, my friends, and prepare to be dazzled. Lake Tahoe is like a giant postcard come to life. With its crystal-clear waters and mountains as a backdrop, you'll feel like you've stumbled into a nature-themed movie set.

3. Napa Valley: Time to put on your fancy pants and drive north to Napa Valley, where the wine flows like, well, wine. You'll be surrounded by rolling vineyards, and if you're lucky, you might even spot a tipsy grape stumbling around.

4. Yosemite National Park: Now, this place is a true showstopper. Prepare to have your jaw drop as you enter Yosemite National Park. Towering granite cliffs, thunderous waterfalls, and giant sequoias will make you feel like a tiny speck in this grand masterpiece of nature.

5. Point Reyes National Seashore: Just a hop, skip, and a jump north of San Francisco, you'll find Point Reyes, a coastal paradise. Stroll along the rugged cliffs, catch a glimpse of adorable seals, and let the salty ocean air rejuvenate your soul.

6. Mendocino: Time to head north along Highway 1 to the town of Mendocino. This place has charm oozing from every nook and cranny. Victorian houses, art galleries, and stunning coastal beauty will make you want to stay forever.

7. Santa Cruz: Get ready for a groovy time as you drive south to Santa Cruz. Surf's up, dude! Hit the beaches, catch a wave, and maybe even do a little hula hooping on the boardwalk. Just be sure to leave your worries behind.

8. Monterey and Carmel-by-the-Sea: Take a trip south to Monterey, where the sea lions will serenade you and the aquarium will make you feel like you're swimming with the fishes (in a good way). And don't forget to swing by Carmel-by-the-Sea, a quaint little town with beaches straight out of a postcard.

9. Sonoma Coast State Park: Westward ho! Head west to Sonoma Coast State Park and prepare to be blown away by the rugged beauty of the coastline. Go for a hike, have a beach picnic, and witness some jaw-dropping sunsets. Nature really knows how to put on a show here.

10. Mount Tamalpais State Park: Last but not least, venture just north of San Francisco to Mount Tamalpais State Park. Hike to the summit and be rewarded with sweeping views of the Bay Area. It's like having your own personal balcony to admire the beauty below.

So, there you have it, folks! Ten scenic road trip destinations from San Francisco that will make your eyes pop, your heart sing, and your face plastered with a silly grin. Now, go out there and hit the road! Happy travels, and remember to pack your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor.

Five off-the-beaten-path things to do with teens in San Francisco

1. Marrakech Magic Theater starring Jay Alexander. You will be amazed at the transformation of your surly teen walking in thinking the experience will be stupid then leave saying it was their favorite thing in San Francisco. We guarantee you will see the childlike wonder in their eyes.

2. Go on a Ghost Tour: San Francisco has a rich history of ghost sightings and hauntings, and a spooky ghost tour of the city's most haunted sites can be a thrilling experience for teens. we highly recommend the SF Ghost Hunt

3. Visit the Musee Mechanique: This vintage arcade museum located on Fisherman's Wharf is a great place for teens to play old-fashioned arcade games and learn about the history of arcade gaming.

4. Take a Street Art Tour: San Francisco is known for its vibrant street art scene, and a tour of the city's murals and graffiti can be a great way for teens to experience the city's urban culture.

5. Visit the Wave Organ: Located on the San Francisco Bay, this unique sculpture emits sounds created by the movement of water, making it a fascinating and unusual attraction for teens to explore.

The Magic Cellar

"San Francisco Magic, Art & Music"

I am excited about this poster that will be adorning the walls of the Marrakech Magic Theater.

It has a special meaning to me because it mixes many things I love into one poster.

First, it was drawn by cartoonist R CRUMB who in the 1960s was one of the first people to draw cartoons with adult content when people believed that comics were for children. His popular characters included countercultural icons Fritz the Cat, Mr. Natural, and the Keep On Truckin' strip.

A documentary about his life had a soundtrack with music by Craig Ventresco. When I moved to San Francisco, Craig would street perform in front of Haight Street Music with washboard-percussionist Pete Devine, and bassist Marty Eggers. They played incredible ragtime music as Bo Grumpus. I loved seeing other people my age playing Ragtime.

The venue on the poster was the first magic nightclub in San Francisco. The Magic Cellar was in the basement of "Earthquake McGoon's" jazz nightclub in the 70s and stored the collection of the great illusionist Carter the Great. Some of those original Carter posters hang in the Marrakech Magic Theater today.

The poster above says, "Plus: Magician Martin Lewis." Martin is one of my favorite comedy magicians. In high school, I saw him perform a routine that is probably the most fun and incredible magic trick I have ever seen.

See the poster collection at the Marrakech Magic Theater’s San Francisco Magic Museum.

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Houdini and Brindamour: Dueling Escape artists in San Francisco

Houdini appeared in San Francisco at the Orpheum Theatre on Ellis Street in September of 1907. Next door to the Orpheum was another vaudeville theater, The Princess.

A rival escape artist, Brindamour, was booked into the Princess Theater during the last week of Houdini's contract. 

George W. Brindamour was born to French Canadian parents in Cannon Mills, Minnesota, on April 5, 1870. A one-time photographer, Brindamour began performing handcuff escapes at the turn of the century. He claimed to have been the originator of the handcuff act. 

In 1900, when Houdini was first finding success in the U.S., Brindamour twice appeared in opposite theaters in Providence and Philadelphia, offering an exposé of Houdini's act. Houdini soon took off to Europe where he became a superstar. His absence allowed Brindamour to gain a foothold in American vaudeville with his version of the handcuff act.

A confrontation between Houdini and Brindamour had been building during the summer of 1907. The men sniped at each other in the pages of Variety, which ran an ad touting Brindamour's $1,000 per week salary as the highest ever paid by the Western States Vaudeville Association. Rumor had it that the William Morris Agency had signed Brindamour to play against Houdini, who had recently signed with a rival agency. To tweak Houdini even more, the Princess advertised Brindamour as "King of All Handcuff Kings." Variety predicted that "fur should fly" when the two rivals finally met in San Francisco.

Notwithstanding the forecasts of open fighting between the competing escape artists, both men acted unaware of the other's presence. 

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In 1907, Houdini was already looking beyond handcuffs and jail-breaking as his bread and butter. His feature that week was a challenge to escape from a box made by the Emporium department store employees.

While Brindamour was billed as King of all Handcuff Kings, Houdini's billing at the Orpheum was: "Houdini in New Sensations." So Brindamour might have seemed less of a threat to Houdini at this time, and to have engaged him would have just given him publicity. The best way to hurt Brindamour (and William Morris) was to do nothing.

After San Fransisco, Brindamour and Houdini never crossed paths.

Today the Orpheum and Princess are distant memories, property has been subdivided with retail outlets and condos. The area now is known as the the Fillmore District. 

Brindamour continued as a vaudeville headliner, trodding the boards for twenty-eight years. One of his favorite publicity stunts was to cause any church bell, picked by someone in the audience, to ring at a given time.

The long lasting fame of Houdini eluded him, but he was known to double for Hermann the Great whenever illness prevented him to make personal appearances.

Musée Mécanique

Musée Mécanique

The craziest collection of 20th-century automata, penny arcade games, and musical contraptions. 

For those that grew up before Nintendo, this will be a fantastic trip down memory lane. You will take a journey from turn-of-the-century hand-cranked music boxes, antique arcade artifacts to modern video arcade games.

You can play with any of the 300-plus machines in their original working condition.

You will see "Laffing Sal," "Susie the Can-Can Dancer," and the fascinating "Carnival." Best part is this is a FREE EXPERIENCE to get in.

Pier 45 at the end of Taylor Street

Fisherman's Wharf

San Francisco, CA 94133

https://museemecanique.com/

Peephole Cinema

This tiny, free theater hidden in an alley plays short silent films for anyone daring enough to look through the peephole.

How we interact with a city is what makes certain places fun. I love secret experiences and this is one many locals don’t know about

Hidden in an alleyway, off the busy streets of the Mission District, is a different way to view the art of film making.

A small sign with an eye on it hangs down from a red wall. Underneath it, you will find the peephole accompanied by a small list of the movies being shown. There aren’t any other signs. Guests to this silver screen stumble across the peephole by chance or from word of mouth.

The inventive virtuoso behind the Peephole Cinema is visual artist, teacher, and culture maker: Laurie O Brien.

280 Orange Alley, San Francisco, CA

Science or Shenanigans?

Enjoy this episode of Science or Shenanigans.

China Beach

China Beach

For another secret beach with a beautiful view of the Golden Gate Bridge (but without a hike!), also check out China Beach. The tiny beach, which many people overlook making it one of the best hidden gems in San Francisco, is tucked into the Sea Cliff neighborhood, in between Lands End and Baker Beach.

You’ll find secret little coves here, as well as gorgeous views of the Golden Gate Bridge and the Marin Headlands. At low tide, you’ll see tide pools form with creatures such as starfish, anemones, and mussels.

Legend says that the beach was named after Chinese fishermen who anchored their boats on the cove and camped out here long ago. There is a monument near the parking lot to commemorate the early inhabitants of the beach.

Team Outings & Private Events in San Francisco

The Marrakech Magic Theater is the perfect size for team events. We are a one stop shop with food, drinks and the highest rated show in San Francisco.

Private Bookings: We can entertain groups of up to 45 guests for corporate team off-sites at the Marrakech on our non-show days, as well as for full theater buy-outs of our regular performances. Let's discuss how we can customize your event, so it is truly memorable.

Call today to discuss your event.

(415) 305-6893
or email: jay@jayalexander.com

The 16th Avenue Staircase

One of the best things about San Francisco is the hidden surprises tucked away in many unassuming residential neighborhoods.

The 16th Avenue Staircase has 163 mosaic tile steps, a colorful flight of stairs stowed away in the peaceful Golden Gate Heights (Sunset) neighborhood.

Neighborhood residents Jessie Audette and Alice Yee Xavier started the project in 2003 in a grassroots effort to connect the neighbors in a community project to beautify Golden Gate Heights.

Once you find the staircase, you will witness sweeping views of the city, beautiful garden design, including succulents and native habitat plants for the Green Hairstreak butterfly.

The artists for this stairway are Collette Crutcher and Aileen Barr.

LOCATION On Moraga St. between 15th & 16th Ave. San Francisco CA

Camera Obscura

Camera Obscura

Sitting on the cliffs near Lands End and the Sutro Baths ruins in the Outer Richmond neighborhood is the Camera Obscura, also known as the “Giant Camera.”

The large-scale installation and tiny museum feature a working camera obscura, one of a few in the world. The device uses technology dating back to the Renaissance to reflect images of the beachfront outside.

The Camera Obscura was built in the 1940s as part of the Playland at the Beach amusement park which once stood on these grounds. It was almost shut down twice when the amusement park shut down and again when the Cliff House restaurant was slated for renovations.

Address: 1096 Point Lobos Ave, San Francisco, CA 94121

Phone: (415) 750-0415

San Francisco POPOS (Privately Owned, Public Open Spaces)

San Francisco POPOS (Privately Owned, Public Open Spaces)

Did you know that San Francisco has over 50 privately owned, public open spaces throughout the city? These are publicly accessible gardens, atriums, terraces, and plazas maintained by private developers and are some of the best-hidden gems in San Francisco.

These POPOS result from the city’s 1% Art Program, which requires all new building projects over 25,000 square feet to provide public art equal to at least 1% of the total construction cost. 

Many of the POPOS are within the office buildings in downtown San Francisco and SOMA.

Some of them, like this space in front of the 100 California building, change with the seasons. 

You can see a list of all the POPOS in the city here.

MTV's "My Super Sweet 16 " with Jay Alexander

Jay Alexander was asked to make identical triplets magically appear on this segment of "My Super Sweet 16." He had ten days to go from concept to completion. This is what he created.